(Unrelated Cat Video)
In my hunt throughout the Internet, I tripped quite figuratively over a blog styled, Dogs Rule and Cats Drool. It leads us through the adventures of two dogs Tasha and Spencer and relates their cruelly unfair effort to detach poor Sassy, a feline princess, from hearth and home.
Our heroine, Sassy, sweetly meows that the blog's title, Dogs Rule and Cats Drool, has her mad enough to cough up a hairball. Inspired on her behalf, I drafted this bit of bad poetry on her behalf (all of my poetry is mere doggerel, but given the subject, this is not inappropriate).
To Sassy with Affection
Cats are oh-so cool style,
who play most hard to rile.
So terribly aloof,
but let a dog go woof,
and fur and claws are proof,
they can be quite hostile.
Cats are oh-so cool style,
who play most hard to rile.
So terribly aloof,
but let a dog go woof,
and fur and claws are proof,
they can be quite hostile.
In closing, I note a contest as to which animal will see more comments. Should you trip over Dogs Rule and Cats Drool, I urge you, leave a comment on gentle Sassy's behalf.
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